Saturday, 24 December 2011

Oh my Love!

Walking in a desolated street, is no fun
The heart yearned to walk but the mind screamed to run
The mind got better of me and soon my legs became fast together
The scene afterwards I saw , was what I wanted to last forever

You were there, draped in a crimson hue
More beautiful than the morning dew
Your million dollar smile
Kept my mouth ajar for a while

Being with you is more cathartic than a roller-coaster
Babe, you are more precious than the pearl in an oyster
You are the one who inspires me to never fall
After all you are my wonderwall

Lo and behold! you were in my arms with your eyes meeting mine
Oh darling! They are more addictive than red wine
Your innocence makes you a vivacious damsel
Oh my love! getting back your love is harder than breaking a turtle's shell.






Thursday, 8 December 2011

Physics Kolaveri version

Yo Boys, I am sing song
For all those who survive the physics class
Noodle song
Newton Song
Physics-la bore-u bore-u, Bore crosses limit-u
Limit proportional to sleep-u sleep-u
Enjoying sweet dream-u

Oh why this Boregiri Boregiri Boregiri Di ?

Neend aa rha hai yaar
Only ENGLISH!

Sir come-u
Sleep attack-u
Eye lids fall-u
Empty mind-u
Period comes-u
Sleep top gear-u

Sarey Sarey Oh my Sarey
You showed me dream-u
Physics-u Physics-u Oh my Physics-u you are a beamer-u!

Oh why this boregiri boregiri boregiri di :P

Sunday, 4 December 2011

Unusual Chill...

What is this feeling of unusual chill
Or is it the feeling of being lonely
Bygone are the days when I used to laugh a lot
They wont return, 'coz I broke the knot

Became so informal that I crossed my limits
But it was never intentional
They should have known it dammit!

Obsessed with the spotlight
Marched out to fix everything right
But I should have known
It would never make me look bright

Always clapped for your rationality
But always got back humility
Unaware of the reason for your animosity
Now I know that it was for my lack of creativity.

Reminiscing about the past,
Is the only option left
My emotions were not your toys
You deprived me of all my joys.







Monday, 21 November 2011

Best Days of life... Beauty!

Here Here, I left you guys at Raipur station :P Hehe. So we were asked by the teachers to take care of the girls while riding up the train (smacking lips) as the train was scheduled to leave the station in only 10 minutes. We had to walk a long distance to catch our buggie and when we had just reached there, we found that our buggie was in the opposite direction and there was on 2 minutes left! WTF! We ran as fast as our legs would carry us and finally we were able to get into our buggie. When there is no alternative than running fast as much as you can, then I can run faster than Usain Bolt ;) As soon as we got our seats, we slept like pigs, dropping saliva drops on the seat. That night passed without any stomach aching laughter and without perverting (Since the three warriors were tired and sleepy). The next morning was disastrous and nasty for me. As soon I woke up, I went to the basin to brush my teeth and rather than coming back to my seat, I stood near the door to relinquish the chilly winds but... as I was looking outside, my head was also outside the door and a tree having some thorns which was planted by some miscreant to lower the popularity of DMS Bhubaneswar's sexy beast by scratching my sexy face so that I would get a dacoit's face :(  THUP! A packet of uttapam and sambher hit my face just at the moment when I was howling with pain :| After a lot of swearing to that dipshit who had thrown the packet, we arrived at the city of  lakes, Bhopal. We were greeted by our Headmaster who had already reached the city the day before via flight. We helped each other in carrying the mountain of luggage and boarded the bus which was destined to the hostels. We saw a variety of things on the road, auto rickshaws which had more design on them than Lady GaGa's dress, people eating golgappa at morning and the most astonishing thing was that the number of scooters were more than number of motorcycles which is a rare scene in most of the cities. Scooters of every kind were there, broken scooters, naked scooters, colorless scooters, brand new scooters and scooters having some ass-kicking quotes. Soon the bus reached the hostel and we got our respective rooms. As soon as we got our rooms, there was a nasty fight over a more nasty issue, Who will relieve himself first ? :P After an hour or so, we went to the mess to fulfill the demands of our greedy stomachs. Soon, all the teams started arriving and some of our group members who were inspired by Barney's game (c'mon you know Barney, don't you?), Have you met Akash :| They kept me busy with the boring guys and themselves went for the hunt of Bhopal hotties. Damn them! If you have friends like them, you don't need an enemy :P Then came the lovely evening of Bhopal when we were asked to dress up in our Tracksuit for the photo session and Panel Discussion. The Panel discussion was awesome, thanks to our valuable team member Soumya Ratna, who was praised by everyone for her versatility and fluency. After the photo session, my close friend Shekhar had came to visit us who was living in the campus. He showed us really awesome and beautiful scenery  of the peaceful and cool campus. The campus was situated on a hill called Shyamala Hills from which the the beauty of the lake and the beautiful city of Bhopal whose beauty was doubled due to the lights can be enjoyed. The evening passed away with nonsense talks and countless pouches of Appy Fizz (we spent almost 5000 rupees only on Appy Fizz). After the dinner, we got our timetable of events and started discussing about the basketball match, which we had the next day against the five years consecutive winners, DMS Bhopal. Our seniors had warned us that their players were like the Greek monster Hydra, if you manage to check or injure one of their player, another player shows up who is more agile and more tactful. What was written in our fate? Were we going to lose miserably again to them ?...

To be continued...


Sunday, 13 November 2011

Boredom

Last week, I was lying on my messy bed, staring at the slowly rotating fan. It was quite unusual of me. I was reminiscing about the Volleyball cluster meet and was lost in my own strategies how we could have won the match. My room was a mess and in 5 minutes I was asked to tidy it up (My mother was shouting for last 1 month to clean it up). I decided its time for me to do the job, I was annoyed by her regular snubbing. I took my time and finally was able to clean it up in 2 hours. But something inside me was not normal. Was it a minor ailment ? Or was it something which was never going to be alright if I would just leave it like that ? It was 2 weeks since I had reached home. The excitement, the spark of my life was missing and the feeling was something unexplainable. I had to manage my missed classes and studies since I was off to a trip and it was worse than the regular routine of a nerd who has taken science stream. Who in the world cares if moment of Inertia of a body is less or more ? Why would anyone give a damn to find out momentum of  an electron ? Why would anyone give a shit how 5 people can be arranged in a circular table ? The pressure of studies was taking its toll and it was adding more boredom to my already bored life.


  Boredom is something which everyone of us has felt in his/her lifetime and it becomes an inevitable part of a teenager's life in his/her teens. Moreover if you are an introvert (like me) then boredom kills you, literally. I don't have any siblings, so I can't have fun with anyone at home. The novels kept on my table have been replaced by thick physics books and my damn PC do not support any game. Plus my best friend, Soumya Ratna was ill, so I was unable to contact her and all my online friends have gone into hibernation perhaps, more notably Mohit Sharma. To add more boredom to my life, the school teachers are not missing a single class and bunking the classes is like crossing Indo-Pak border. If you are caught, you are gone. The spark, the excitement before the trip was like heaven and life becomes hell when your mind start reminiscing about the fun, late night chats, community bathing, about which you are aware of that they will never come back again, with the same people. I don't care if you people like this post or not because this post was written out of absolute boredom. When serenity turns into loneliness, then everything seems to be rotting away, just like the feeling when Dementors start sucking your soul away.

Thank you for reading :)


Friday, 30 September 2011

A Wind Of Change

          This year winter arrived quicker than before. October has just yet started and I am already feeling cold during nights. Although the cold is not yet toe-numbing, but still most of us can observe it. The intensity of sun's rays during afternoon is gradually decreasing. If by chance it rains, the cold waves are amplified. The warm sunlight, the cold atmosphere, the fragrance of winter flowers and the solitude, which I cherish the most will be again transitioned into reality from my exotic and cherished dreams. I love winters more than any other season.

   Apart from solitude, aroma and cool atmosphere, there are other reasons too for my deep love for winters, more specifically hard winters. As an inhabitant of coastal region, most of us long for long and hard winters after all the suffering caused by scorching summers. Winters breathe life back into me. It makes me feel more energetic and lively. Perhaps I become more active in winters rather than hibernating under thick blankets. The more cold it is, the more active I am. But if I let you people peek into the childish side of me, you would find a whole set of new reasons why I love winters so much. Right from my childhood, I have loved sipping delicious liquids than chewing solid food. I find it tedious to chew my food. In winters, I get to drink special 'elaichi' tea in mornings which I don't get in any other season. Moreover, during hard winters I enjoy the spicy hot soup to my heart content along with other Chinese and Indian delicacies. Good food will always be a major weakness of me.


     The lone afternoons spent on my terrace with a lot of books or with an i-Pod, where the warm sun shines and the chilly breeze blows will again be back.The toe-numbing nights when I try to cover each inch of my body with the warm and velvet blanket. The long hours of warm sleep under my special blanket. The badminton matches played during night time, the chit chats with friends around a fire with hot cups of tea in our hands and the preparations for Dusshera and Diwali, which officially mark the arrival of winters, will again be back within a few weeks. I deeply wish time slows down to the pace of a snail now or to my computer's speed. (Both have got almost same speed). But this year perhaps the beauty of the winter afternoons will be ruined by my IIT preparation. Dammit!

I think it is time to pass my baton to Mohit Sharma, who wrote a more philosophical aspect on the onset of Winters.

I hope you enjoyed it
Regards
Akash














   

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Me, Myself and I

Hey fellas! I am back with a...err with the sole intention of letting you people know the real me. Although some of my readers expected the next part of the journey (I hope so :P ), but I thought that it is better to let you know people discover me. I apologize for that. Well lets come back to the main course, Me Myself and I. Many of the movie freaks must be wondering that this post will be something funny as this 'Me Myself and I' dialog was from the movie 'Ready' starring Salman Khan. Don't be mistaken that I am going to use this dialog in the similar fashion Salman Khan used it in the film, more notably, just before beating the bad guys into pulp. This heading is used for the sole purpose of letting you know about me as this post will be containing things only related to me.

THE THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME (No one would like to know them either :P ) :-

1) I have got two personalities. In the real world, I am calm, composed, laid back and not interested in most of the things while in the virtual world or more specifically in social networking sites like Facebook, I try to show myself as hyperactive, enthusiastic and interested in many things.

2) I am suffering from serious personality disorder. More specifically from Schizotypal,  Borderline and Depressive personality disorder.

3) I have got a hell of ego inside me.

4) I am suffering from attention-deficit disorder.

5) I am an anime and manga freak : I maybe a unenthusiastic individual most of the time but anime and manga pump me up :D Thanks to Naruto, Bleach and Deathnote.

6) I am a voracious reader : I have read many novels which people of my age haven't yet heard of. Hats off to me :P

7) I am passionate about chemistry, astrophysics and quantum mechanics :) People having interests in any of these subjects are more than welcome.

8) I am not a family guy :  I am a very bad son. I am disobedient,  indiscipline and I seldom respect others emotions. I don't like to be with my parents, maybe due to negligence and high expectations from them.

9) I adapt to changes faster than others. Whatever life throws at me, I move on without looking back :)

10) I am an emotionless guy. Yes, in both real and virtual world. Although I get emotional when I am with my dear ones :)

11) I always try to be cool : Another symptom of attention-deficit disorder in which people like to become cool so that others may notice them.

12) I am passionate about music and novels.

13) I am irresponsible, carefree and an optimistic individual. I don't remember when I was pessimistic last time.

14) I get hyper quickly or in other words I am really, very short tempered.

15) I get bored easily and I say it directly on the face.

16) I am a gadget freak. I love machines and cool gadgets.

17)  I am a sports freak. Ask for any popular game, I have tried my hand in that at least once ;)

18) I like to experiment with various chemicals. Once I tried to create green flames and ended up in burning my hand. My first ambition was to become a scientist. I cherish scientists :)

19) Although I am a bit loner, I hate loneliness. I hate it when my close ones leave me. Its my ego which prevents me from asking them not to go. In other words, I am a dipshit with hell of ego.

Overall, I am human with more negative aspects rather than positive ones. I hope you liked it :)

Regards
Akash


















Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Best Days of my life....


'I got my first real six string,
Bought it at the five and dime,
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of 69..'

This song was being played on my PC when I was packing my things for the Inter Demonstration Meet 2010. For those of all who don't know about the song, it is Bryan Adam's greatest hit song. Do I have to explain more about him? And you all must be wandering what is this Inter Demonstration Meet. Well, I am a student from Demonstration Multipurpose School which is directly under NCERT and there are four such schools in India including mine, i.e. in Bhubaneswar, Bhopal, Mysore and Ajmer . Every year, some selected students from these four school come to participate in the inter demonstration meet to show their skills in various fields and of course, to keep their respective school's name high. Each year, a school is chosen as a host. This year, it was Bhopal.

As I was packing my belongings while listening to this energy filled song, I had lost track of time. My cell, or more specifically my mum's cell beeped. I picked up the phone and there a mixture of high amplitude sound waves which nearly ruptured my ear drums. They were, without any second thought, my buddies who were also selected for this prestigious meet. They had already reached the railway station (Here here, I was the only guy in the whole team who was laid back while the others were nearly exploding with enthusiasm.) All of them shouted collectively through the phone, 'You bloody slowpoke, can't you pack your things a little faster! The train is going to leave in 20 minutes.' My heart skipped a beat or two by hearing this. I rushed to the railway station and got a dashing welcome, a dull thud on my spine. Perhaps for the first time in my life, I was quite happy to be in the railway station because there were so many people whom I recognized and I was also going to Bhopal without my parents :P After a few minutes of chit chat with friends and their ever annoying and interrogating parents (Sometimes I think they are actually better than the interrogation squad of FBI), the train arrived with a whistling sound with whom I fell in love at first hearing. Its not that I am fond of those shrill whistling horns of those trains,but since I was going to participate in an inter school meet with my friends and that train was the first step towards my rapidly rising excitement. So its natural that I had fell in love with that sound as many of my close friends call me real life Naruto when it comes to journeys and inter school meets ;)
After a few minutes of emotional drama which is very common in Indian families when someone is going to a far off place for a considerable period of time. We bid adieu to our families and started keeping our luggage at our respective berths. The first thrill of the tour started with a friendly fight to get the window seat. After some friendly fights, swearing and music beats, we got out dinner packs. This time the fight was..umm not exactly friendly for a observing passenger. The fight was to eat others dinner packs and hide yours. It was quite ironic that the food was not that tasty for which we guys wasted our valuable calories. After the boring dinner, everyone started making strategies how to peek on a hot girl who was sitting in the next compartment. After some fool-proof plans and awesome strategies, our great, perverted, testosterone charged soldiers marched towards the next compartment to check out the girl and ended up in finding an auntie instead of that girl. Damn! Failure in peeking issues hurt :( The first night passed away quite peacefully for almost all students who had plugged ear phones into their ears and were tapping their legs all the night. Yes, I did mention almost, not all. Everyone except me, Chaitanya and Anik were sleeping or were pretending to sleep. The three great perverted warriors set out after midnight to find any sleeping beauties and to stand near the door where the cold wind's fury was maximum. After Anik went to sleep due to an overdose of cold air, I and Chaitanya stood near the gate, chatting all the night away. Next morning, with heavy and puffy eyes, we started helping the girls in taking out their luggage out of the train to the platform of Raipur station where we were supposed to board the train which headed off to Bhopal.



                                                                                                    To be continued...